Captain Barnacle's Lost Tooth
An illustrated story by Neon Harbor · Kids · Pixel art · All ages · English, Spanish
A clumsy pirate captain loses his famous gold tooth, and his crew chase it across the islands to a grumpy giant crab.
Captain Barnacle is proud of his shiny gold tooth, until a rock-hard ship biscuit knocks it out and a seagull flies off with it. With his sharp cabin girl Marisol and his parrot Señor Plumas, he chases the gull to Crab Rock, home of Don Pinzas, a giant crab who hoards everything shiny. Fighting is hopeless, but Marisol notices what the crab really wants.
Characters
- Captain Barnacle (Pirate captain): A big, loud, clumsy pirate captain who is very proud of his gold tooth.
- Marisol (Cabin girl): The ship's twelve-year-old cabin girl, the cleverest sailor aboard.
- Señor Plumas (Parrot): The captain's parrot, a dramatic lookout who repeats everything loudly.
- Don Pinzas (Giant crab): A grumpy giant crab who hoards everything shiny on Crab Rock.
Episode 1: Where's My Tooth?
A ship biscuit knocks out the captain's gold tooth, a seagull steals it, and the chase ends at the feared Crab Rock.
Captain Barnacle had the shiniest smile on the seven seas.
Captain Barnacle: Har har! Another fine day!
CRACK!
Captain Barnacle: Me tooth!
Marisol: Catch it!
Señor Plumas: Squawk! Overboard! Overboard!
Marisol: A seagull took it!
Captain Barnacle: Shet the shailsh! Follow that gull!
They chased that gull across three islands.
Marisol: It dropped it on Crab Rock!
Captain Barnacle: Crab Rock? Nobody comesh back from Crab Rock...
Señor Plumas: Look at all that treasure!
Marisol: Shh. Something's moving.
Don Pinzas: WHO TOUCHES MY SHINIES?
Captain Barnacle: Uh-oh.
Episode 2: The Grumpy Giant Crab
Fighting is hopeless, so Marisol offers Don Pinzas a deal: the crew will make him the shiniest thing on the island.
SNAP!
Don Pinzas: Finders keepers! That shiny is mine now.
Captain Barnacle: I am the fearsome Captain Barnacle!
Don Pinzas: You whistle when you talk.
Marisol: He doesn't want gold. He wants to shine.
Marisol: Mister Crab, what if we made YOU the shiniest thing here?
Don Pinzas: ...Go on.
The whole crew polished all afternoon.
Don Pinzas: I'm... gorgeous!
Don Pinzas: A deal is a deal, toothless.
CLICK!
Captain Barnacle: Har har! The shmile is back! Er... smile.
Captain Barnacle: Marisol, from today you are my first mate!
Señor Plumas: Squawk! Promotion!
And Crab Rock became the shiniest island on the seven seas.
Captain Barnacle: No more ship biscuits for me!